Next time you are at Whole Foods...

It seems like every time I go to Whole Foods I end up in the bathroom. Maybe the conditions are just right in such a green environment that I simply hear the call of nature...but I think more than that I simply want to see if the water saving, poo composting, granola eating crowd is being true to hardcore environmentalism. If the average person can subscribe to the "if it's yellow, let it mellow" tenant then shouldn't the more hardcore of the environmental movement take it a step further? But, each time I go into the bathrooms there the water is as clear as Jessica Simpson's face (post Proactiv of course). This got me thinking-maybe I should make my contribution to the movement in a way that will inspire true hardcore environmentalism to take hold. So, next time I am in Whole Foods I hope I have to go #2 so that I can post my little sign "if it's brown don't flush it down." After all, shouldn't we be willing to deal with a little more stench in order to save the whales and stop climate change? As a bonus, maybe I won't even use toilet paper. I mean, don't we need to save the trees as well?